This is apparently from David Letterman. This is a top 10 list of funny golf caddie comments. Some of these sound like old old old jokes, but they are all pretty funny. Picture yourself having the worst golf game of your life, and this caddy “helping” you out with these comments…. How many golf clubs would you break?

David Letterman’s Top Ten Caddy Comments: Ten funny comments by Golf Caddies.
#10 -
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
#9 -
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
#8 -
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
7 -

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”
6 -
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
5 -
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
4 -
Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”
3 -
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
2 -
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

And the #1 Caddy Comment is:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

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This was just emailed to me. I have no idea whether or not it’s really a Letterman Top Ten list, but it is funny.

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex :

10. A below par performance is considered damn good.
9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
7. Foursomes are encouraged.
6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5. Three times a day is possible.
4. Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
3. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
2. You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the number one reason why golf is better than sex ..

1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.