Did Aliens Create Golf?
February 15th, 2008Did Aliens Create Golf?
My Google search suggest they did
By Jerome Green
www.onthegreencomic.com
Golf has long been a pastime of many people and probably some aliens prior to the official birth of golf on planet earth. History tells us that on May 14, 1754, twenty-two “Gentlemen of Honor, skillful in the ancient and healthy exercise of Golf,” founded the Royal and Ancient Golf club of St. Andrews-which is the worlds most celebrated golf course. Golf was played much earlier that that according to Mapsworld.com/golf/history. According to their reports golf was played in medieval Europe. The aim was to drive a ball from one place to another with the fewest amounts of strokes. They go on to say that Historians have traced the game back to the 15th century. Then the Netherlands and England chime in for Credit.
I am suggesting that Aliens invented golf. Lets take a fanatical trip into the game of golf. When the Aliens played golf the balls were much larger than the ones we see now. Why aliens? Why not? Do you think that 22 guys could get together, map out the rules and all of sudden play the game of golf? If the Historians can’t agree on what region on the planet really was the birthplace, why not look beyond the planet into the galaxy. The idea had to come from beyond their reach, beyond their minds. It was planted there from a memory of playing golf around the universe.
Why not Google?
How else could you explain this game that requires you to hit a small ball towards a small hole and if you don’t do it just right you get frustrated, chastise yourself and the higher your score the worse you’ve played? Who else could evoke such a luvving curse on a planet other than Aliens? I wondered about this so I went to google and entered Aliens and golf. I got back some very interesting searches. One was from answers.yahoo.com. Where the question was—What do you think Alien Space Visitors would think if they landed on a Golf course during a tournament? The best answer was-
“Get off your high horses!!! Grown earthlings with a bag of sticks hitting a ball into the woods over and over and spending most of the time raking the grass, looking for it. They would send us back to planet Nomulligans”.
Then I clicked on the next search that led me to Youtube and a video-Golf Aliens UFO-Aliens teaching golf. It was pretty neat how they took their own shadows and made themselves look like aliens. Or were they really aliens? The music was cool and it confirmed that I wasn’t the only one that has this Alien and golf theory. My search continued and I clicked on another youtube video.
I then found this very sick attempt to tie in UFO’s into golf. This guy had his pants down and hit a golf ball and then his buddy stuck his golf club up his butt. Luckily he had underwear on. I don’t think the alien community would want any association with this video. In fact, I am sure there will be an abduction of the guys who made this video and the Aliens would transform them into groundhogs for such a poor attempt at humor.
Then I found one of the best answers to my question. A company that designs and sells alien golf shirts and merchandize with a political twist to it. The name of the company is Ring my Belle Designs (www.ringmybelle.com) and they have a very cool concept. They picture Aliens as we envision them, green with funny faces, and then appoint political topics to them. The largest theme is “equal rights for aliens” with the reference being this countries obsession with illegal Aliens, specifically from Mexico and South America.
Finally, I found an awesome site-www.suckatgolf.com. It provided some awesome insights. First of all according to the National Golf Federation only 22 percent of all golfers break 90. They put together a site for the 78% of everyone else out there who struggles to score better than 100. There theme “Chasing a white ball 50 yards at a time”.
King James band the game in 1457 because the game, along with soccer became so popular that people started neglecting archery, a primary military exercise. He knew that the game and its addictive qualities would eventually be the downfall of his country as a world power.
I have no doubt that while twenty-two men at St. Andrews introduced golf to us earthlings as a formal game; it was the Aliens who invented the game as the first reality show (that is another story) on the planet. The show by the way is called “Addiction”.